A Bard's Lament
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Transcript
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You like me because I make jokes and I play songs and I give you a warm place to stay at night and I feed you ******* chicken and I heal you in battle. But you don't really care about me. Come on, let's be honest with each other. You don't really give a **** about me. We traveled into the ******* nine hells to get Picus out of armor. We went and battled a city of vampires so Percy could feel good about his name. We fought Goliath for Grog. We traveled across planes of existence so you could fix your ******* daddy issues. But you've never done anything for me ever. You've never risked anything. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. What's my mother's name? What's her name? Easy question. Died in front of me. Killed by a goblin. Biggest part of my life. What's her name? My father is he dead or alive? How old am I? Where's my ******* dog? It's fine. Just a little hungover from being dead. And I've just been thinking for a while and you know Grog has Pike. Max is Kela. Percy is Zach has no one and I had one chance at one real relationship with my daughter and I feel like you've gone and ****** it up too because you don't really know me and you don't really know what my relationship is with her and what I've promised her or anything really. And it's fine when I met you all, I was just a funny little man playing songs and that's all I'll ever really be. And that's ok because I can take care of myself.