Awards Audition
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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everyone wants advertising immortality To be spoken about 100 years from today. Now you can by being there. Marketing Awards presents the Cryogenic Creative To celebrate the 100th Marketing Awards were cryogenically freezing. Advertising's greatest mind. It's like brain freeze That lasts for 100 years. Wake up in the future where billboards are holograms. Creatives are robots and filling out time sheets. Well that still sucks holding companies no longer by small agencies because they've already bought them all. Remember how much you hated making those web banners? Well, get ready to make even more. If you are the legendary Creative to guide the future of advertising, apply today, apply at cryogenic Creative dot com and let your massive ego live on legal disclaimer, David, Droga, Susan Credo, Jeff, Colby Rich Silverstein and Susan Hoffman are not eligible. Only marketing gold winners qualify.