Black Ink - Noth
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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Hey, I'm glad to see you here. Thanks for helping me save my girlfriend. Get the **** out, Mike. OK. First of all, let's get to know each other. My name is, what's your name? You can write it here to know how to call you. Did you really think I was so advanced that I could call each person playing the game by their names. Nope, I'm gonna call you. I've already started training for what's to come, but let's train together. So let me tell you a little bit about the game. My spicy was taken away from me by the ******* who created this game. The objective of the game is simple. We must overcome all obstacles and face all the enemies we will encounter. Each level will be more difficult than the previous one and we will face warriors from all kinds of errors. I can't control my body but you can. So I'm counting on you to do a good job with my mind and your skill. We will make an incredible team. I hope the game controls are simple A and D to move space bar to jump, blah, blah, blah. You can see them at the top right of the screen. Now, let's finish the training. You're doing pretty well. You showed that bag who's boss? Look a sword. Take it? Oh, I forgot. The best thing is that I have special abilities. Just press w gotcha. I just made a little joke. Yeah. And I am the president of Atlantis. You're not telling me what to do. You ****** ************. Ouch. That hurt. I hate this ************. anyway. Let's start the action, baby. I wonder where we are. Hey, look, our first enemy. Get it. O M G. Did you see those skills that was sick. Enemies on the horizon. Captain, a rifle already. Maybe I'll like this damn game. Look, an archer. I know a joke about that. What does an arrow do when it's excited? It quivers got it because the arrows are held in the quiver and it quivers. It's like a quiver. Forget it. Let's focus on the game. More archers. Let's kill them. Speaking of killing, I just read that someone in the USA gets killed every two minutes. Poor guy. Sit down bastards. I wish I had a million dollars to give to that *******. So he wouldn't create this ******* game. Hey, did you hear that? What happened? Where am I? Oh, I'm excited. I've always wanted to be a millionaire just like my creator. No, but he wants to be too. Can I call a friend? I'd like to call Mike, my friend who tattooed her. What did you expect? Pervert? Hey, Mike. Hey, wait a second. How do you know what tattoo my girlfriend has on her breast. Good job. Chiu what? But wait, we had no other choice. Oh my gosh. I've always wanted to visit Japan. Oh, wait, ok. That was weird. I have to be careful what I say because maybe we'll wake up in some weird TV series with Ninja racist. Oh my gosh. Why am I wearing a weird mask in this hat? Yes, but not like that. Knock. Knock. Who is there? The pizza boy who? Ok, let's finish this fast. Let's try again. Don't panic. We'll finish the race. Ok? Calm down. We'll make it. What the **** is wrong with you? We had to finish the race by now. Go, we've almost done it nice. Uh At least it's better than nothing. I hope they have at least one blob fish here because I've always wanted to see one. Why were those animals running? Of course, it must be a dragon. We are in Japan. No problem. Let's beat the **** out of it. Well done. Che che. What the heck is happening? I was supposed to be the boss of this level and this ******* demo should be over. Look, where did those stairs come from? Maybe there's something else that needs to be done. Let's find out. Hey, sir, can I ask you what's going on here in memory of your enemies? Why would you do that? Wow, that was deep. So, you're the kind of guy who only talks in metaphors. Who am I? I, I don't know, I never asked myself that question. I mean, I know I'm a digital character but it has to be something more than that. I know I'll try to find the answer to that question to find out who I really am. And what is my true purpose? Thank you old man who has no more erections. Where did he go? Anyway? Chou, let's continue the game and find out who I really am. Look how weird that guy is digging. It reminds me of a TV show. Nope. I'm not gonna fall into the trap and let that annoying presenter show up again. I have to stop talking for a while. Oh, I know that's better. I started to suffocate in that mask. Who the **** is this guy? Wait a minute? You know who I am? Oh For a moment, I thought you had the answer to my existential question before that. Can I ask you why you're talking like a character from a weird space series? Shut the **** up. So yeah, you better turn it on. Yes, it's better. Yes, you should look at the rifle. It was loaded with 300 bullets. Now we're talking ************. Be careful. Chu This ******* is strong bravo. I told you we would make a great team together. I think that was it. The demo was over. I can't wait for the game to be completed and to be able to see my beautiful girlfriend again and maybe I'll find out who I really am. Honestly, I kind of enjoyed the experience with you. I'm a little disappointed it's over, but we'll meet again soon. See, I'm not dead. I mean, I can't die but it hurt. So, next time, be more vigilant, please. Hi. I would like to order a big pizza with extra ham and mushrooms. It's the second time I've died and I have to take a break because things aren't going well here with chu. What? Absolutely not. Who the **** puts pineapple on pizza? Ok. Be more ******* careful because it ******* hurts like ******* ****. Anyway, this is the last ******* death scene because it's a ******* demo and the ******* budget is ******* limited. Let's continue and hope you do better this time. I told you that was the last death scene. Now, I'll respond directly when I run out of vitality. At least I won't hurt so much now.