The War On Sugar by Daniel Hodgson
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the War on Sugar by Daniel Hudson before sugar was pinned down in the trenches before cubes were rounded up in the street and shot with water guns. Sugar was loved sugars embraced in every household and cherished as a helping friend who was always there to pick you up. Brighten your day. Sugar was sweet. Sugar is sweet. Just a sweet is any artificial sugar, but the world doesn't see that right now. Right now, the world is at war with itself, sugar dissolving sugar. The world has lost insanity. The world is full of hate. The rise of sweetened low has taken the world by storm and shown its ugly underside to condiment nature. The world has seemed too much death too often are the streets spilled with the sucrose of the innocent? When will the world learn of equality and love? When will the world remember that sugar is good? The rise of artificial sweeteners has brought the world to its knees, But not all hope is lost. Not all believe in a superior sweetener. They're those still fighting the good fight, the fight to exist. The world still has heroes. The world hasn't fallen to the artificial army. There are still those fighting in the name of sweetness. There are many brave sugar cubes fighting in this war, but possibly none braver and most certainly none meaner than Sergeant Buzz Cane. Sergeant Kane was drafted two years ago and fought in Europe the entire time. The war on sugar affects the entire world, but right now Europe is the battleground. Take cover! Sergeant Kane cries out to his beloved brothers in arms. As the roar of the airplane engines grows louder, a formation of three water bombers drops gallons of H 20 from the sky, the waterfalls, the dark night sky and then blasts its way down around the branches of nearby trees. The two newest members of Sergeant Keynes Platoon are hit replacements about to be replaced unless a medic can save them. But Sergeant Kane can't survey the damage to his boys until he gets to their suffering side. So he runs. Kane runs faster than he did in training or on the beaches or any of his battle grounds. Where you hit? Cain asked his two newest, melting into each other in their foxhole. Cain jumps into the meter fortification and causes a splash when he lands in the knee deep melted sugar. The two cubes air a sloppy mess and won't make it back to the aid station. Their wounds are too severe, Is that you, Sarge? The small voice of the youngest private asks with only a mouth remaining on his face. The rest has been melted away into a delicious puddle. It's me, private. You'll be fine. He lives to provide comfort to the young soldiers dying moment. The other new cubes dissolved beyond survival and joins the unbelievable body count. The world has never seen death like this before. The world has never been so divided, so lost, so focused on having a skinny ***. No, Cain hollers. The platoon medic helps cane pull the faceless, private out of a watery foxhole. Get the soldiers to the aid station. Sergeant King commands as the roar of the plane engines comes into year shot again. Wait. Kane and Struck says he pulls the medic and wounded private underneath his own body. The residual water from the last water bomb still drips onto the back of of his raincoat as the three soldiers brace for death. But death doesn't come not for them anyways. Screaming from the other side of the defensive line brings the brave sergeant to his feet again. He motions to the medic to get moving and makes a dash as mad as he is towards the show. It's for help. It took cane only seconds to make it to the last Fox hole where the other soldiers air gathered around. But no one is helping the to. There was nothing left to help as there was nothing but two floating army issued raincoats and 1/2 empty hole or half full. If you're an optimist, Sergeant Kane assembles his remaining platoon Once the skies air Quiet men, we've lost three today, three honorable cubes melted to nothing, but still we stand. Three of our brothers have been taken from us, but we can still march. We will march for them. We will continue the fight in their name and restore peace to the world through our violent actions. Now we have orders to hold the line, so hold the line. We will now scoop out those foxholes and man the line after storming the beaches on T Day after marching over Europe's war torn countryside and holding the line. Time after time, the bruised, beaten mourn and weary sergeant Buzz Cane receives word from general heart disease, informing him that his services complete his contract has been fulfilled. Captain Cavity and delivers the letter of release to the sticky fingers of the greatest fighter the war has ever seen. Buzz has served honorably and has earned his retirement. But for the first time in a short military career, Sergeant Kane refuses an order. Instead of getting in Captain cavities, Little green Jeep Buzz rips the letter in half and apologizes to a superior officer. Sorry, cap. I'm not leave until this damn war in sugar is over for being sugar his tone. It's salty. Captain Cavity salutes his greatest soldier and drives away from the front line to deliver Cain's decision. So the war wages on and continues its confused mo mentum, and sugar continues its fight to exist in a body conscious world