It's Terrible Being Nice by Gabriel Davis
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Young Adult (18-35)Accents
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don't do it. Don't open that little box of one more crack. Don't ask me to marry you. Don't say another word. Please, just listen. I can't let you do this to me. I mean, before I met you, I used to be such a *****. I mean, seriously, everyone at work thought I was a huge *****. No one actually liked me. Those people. I introduced you as my friends. They're not my friends. They're scared of me. Well, at least they were. Before I met you before you, I never said please and thank you at restaurants. I never smile there. Laughed at anyone's jokes, but mine. I never used to tip more than 10%. I was quick with insults. I always had a quote word and I need always I was cold cross crafts, falsely compassionate. But since being with you, I began to feel ill warm. Inside Buzzy, I find myself wanting to stroll in the park and whistle. I have these thoughts these urges to donate to charities and help out in soup kitchens and hung people. Since being with you, I've given nearly $10 to homeless Hman and helped three old ladies cross the street. I even bought one of my so called friends a present at full price. And it was something I knew she'd like. Don't you see? Don't you see? You may be nice. I will really scares me is that you'll open that box and ask me to marry you and all. Oh, oh, just nicely say yes. And then I'll be nice for life. I'll be singing Kumbaya for the rest of my days. I'll get back to community. Is the Salvation Army to the Make a Wish Foundation? And I'll do it all anonymously. And then one day years or now I'll wake up and I'll have the horrible realization that I lived a good life that I contributed. Please, for the love of God, put that box away. I mean, this planet already has millions of nice people. It doesn't need me to. I'm a ***** and I want to stay that way. Please stop. Don't I'm asking you. No, I'm begging you. I'm getting down on my knees. Will you please please not marry me?