My attempt at a stern British manservant, perhaps a bit world weary.
Middle Aged (35-54)
British, England - Received Pronunciation (RP, BBC)
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Well, sir, I'm sorry to redirect you, but if you could make your way over to the four u, I could get you started with maybe a glass of gin or bourbon. If you have a preference, young man, don't test me. I may look out, but I would be all too happy to show you why I was deemed rather troublesome or even in fine Irish shining shoes. All of you know, as a young lad, I got good practise. I could even charge them out. Gauges a couple bound for it. No trouble.
Grumpy Old Man, Passive, Posh, Professional, Sassy, Upper Class, Stern, Helpful, British, England - Received Pronunciation (RP, BBC)