Excerpt from \"That Gulderned Hole\" by Gary Cuba
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Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US South)Transcript
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I got There just is. The boards were a teetering and tottering. A big one was coming up. I watched the lumber scatter and another ugly squid thing poked its head up out of the hole. Truth to tell, I only guessed it where its head. I couldn't be sure Mortal It said I didn't hear it in my ears, but rather somewhere back inside my head. It was sort of like when Lizzie lets me have it after I imbibe me a little too much shine when I ain't all there. I listened harder. We prepare the way for the old ones The Shug off our eldritch master Catholic You soon comes in our wake. Long have we struggled to rebuild the portal to your world and far we have climbed Stand aside and let us take our rightful place as rulers off this world. I studied the critter. Well, now ain't that just peachy? I gotta tell you, bubba, I'm normally used to look in a man in the eyes when I'm converse in with him. But you got so blame. Many of them I ain't even sure which wants to look at. So I'm thinking you just a natural. How about you get y'all's eldritch *** back toe? **** where you belong? I let him have it with my shotgun, both barrels. I got him betwixt the eyes. But under the circumstances, that weren't nothing to brag about. All I know is his green brain slime got splattered all over my cover alls. The new ones I just bought down at the Smart Mart in town. Lizzie was going to be mightily ****** about that.