Ugluk the Town's Keeper

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Yes. I'm the town skipper. My name is Doug. Look, how may I be of service? Oh, you are adventurers. A We don't want your kind here. We have a respectable village. What? You heard some ox. Where? Impossible. We haven't had box here for thousands of years. What? You want to kill them for money? God's Bring this man to the dungeon. Mhm! Listen to them orcs around here. Impossible! We haven't had walks here before. I was gone. Probably some comrades or some other things. Guards stand put. Bring the man here. Yes, you are the adventurer. Where did you say you heard those ox and the forest? Impossible. Our forests are guarded by elves. Do you want to tell me that elves are not trustworthy? Impossible. Listen to this, man. I'll spit on your grave, sir. I'll spit on your grave off with his head. Come on, now. You bring me my taxes. I need to count my taxes