Gavin Muir - Audiobook Demo - Non-Fiction/Biographical - Steve Martin

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Description

Non-Fiction/Conversational/Biographical Audiobook Demo - Excerpt from Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (Canadian-General) North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I did stand up comedy for 18 years. 10 of those years were spent learning four years were spent refining and four years were spent in wild success. My most persistent memory of stand up is of my mouth being in the present and my mind being in the future, The mouth speaking, the line, the body delivering the gesture while the mine looks back, observing, analyzing, judging, worrying and then deciding when and what to say next enjoyment. While performing was rare enjoyment would have been an indulgent loss of focus that comedy cannot afford after the shows. However, I experienced long hours of elation or misery depending on how the show went. Because doing comedy alone on stage is the egos last stand. My decade is the 70s with several years extending on either side. Though my general recall of the period is precise. My memory of specific shows is faint. I stood on stage blinded by lights looking into blackness which made every place the same. Darkness is essential. If light is thrown on the audience, they don't laugh, I might as well have told them to sit still and be quiet. The audience necessarily remained a thing unseen except for a few front rows Where one sourpuss could send me into panic and desperation. The comedian slang for a successful show is I murdered them, which I'm sure came about because you finally realize that the audience is capable of murdering you