Kentucky Derby Ratings? Good! Oscars Ratings too. And THEY'RE OFF!

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I am the principal talent for Universal Comedy Network in NYC. We're on radio stations all over the planet.

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And they're off out of the starting gates and down the front stretch for the running of the 93rd Academy Awards. And Nomad Land takes the early lead ahead of judas and the black messiah followed by manc machinery and the sound of metal. His way back probably couldn't hear the starting bell. And in the early stages it's categories no one cares about, like film editing and documentary, short subject in the backstretch, it's odds on favorite for best actor, Chadwick Boseman. But oh no, he's been taken over by a sleeping Anthony Hopkins. Talk about a long shot. Now. In the final stretch, it's Nomad Land taking best picture by a nose and at the line. It's Best actress Frances McDormand followed by an excruciatingly long acceptance speech alongside an unsolicited political lecture. Yeah.