Science Fair by Dave Barry
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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So your school is having a science fair. Great. The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the american school system and for a good reason your teachers hate you. No, seriously. Although a science fair can seem like a big pain, it can help you understand important scientific principles, such as Newton's First Law of inertia, which states a body at rest will remain at rest until 8:45 p.m. The night before the Science fair project is due. At which point the body will come rushing to the body's parents who are already in their pajamas and shout. I just remember the science fair is tomorrow and we gotta go to the store right now.