Fight Club

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Description

The first few paragraphs of the novel.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

Australian

Transcript

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Tyler gets me a job as a waiter after that. Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die for a long time though. Tyler and I were best friends. People are always asking did I know about Tyler Durden, the barrel of the gun pressed against the back of my throat. Tyler says, we really won't die with my tongue. I can feel the silencer holes we drilled into the barrel of the gun. Most of the noise a gunshot makes is expanding. Gasses and there's the tiny sonic boom a bullet makes because it travels so fast to make a silencer. You just drill holes in the barrel of the gun, a lot of holes. This lets the gas escape and slows the bullet to below the speed of sound. You drill the holes wrong and the gun will blow off your hand. This isn't really death. Tyler says, we'll be legend, we won't grow old. I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you're thinking of vampires.