Jonathan Lumbley

I’m just a guy with a voice that wishes to be heard.

That’s an honest answer from a genuinely modest man. With that being said, the bio could‘ve been left well enough alone just having written the first sentence.

After all, it would’ve done the job of humbly satisfying the question at hand while saving you the extra time that you will have wasted now by reading these additional sentences that you could’ve most certainly done without, not to mention all of the time that you would spent reading a sprawling hype piece about myself...a task that I can assure you that you’ll find yourself, thanks mostly in part to the inevitable clarity that hindsight never fails to provide all of us with of course, reluctantly having to face the fact that productivity would’ve indeed been better achieved if you had allotted such time to a basically anything other than where it was wasted on reading something about someone that serves to be of very little significance given that you’re seeking to discover a voice to say what you’ve written and not the other way around.

However, despite the courtesy that I wish I could’ve provided by only delivering the one-liner meant to save you your valuable time, it doesn’t courteously return the favor by making me even the slightest bit of money. So, I’ll step out of the shadow of my character for a moment to boast a bit about what I can bring to the table.

And thus, the hype piece was born and it shall now commence! Haha...

I have a very dynamic voice, one that can carry across a room or fit in the pocket it’s specifically assigned to. I can give you the manly tonality of the burliest bloke or find a way to get in touch with a more feminine side of myself that is generally known to be devoid of my vocal projection, leaving every tone or inflection in between the two extremes very much a possibility.
From the safety of the distinctly familiar to an unknown territory permeating with inexplicably obtuse utterances and indeterminate peculiarities.

Perhaps you are in need of a specific dialect, you need to appeal to different geographical demographics, well simply enlighten me on what it is that you are striving for and I’ll alter my vernacular expression to follow suit.

Maybe you have no idea what you’re looking for, perhaps it’s a character that needs a persona or an inanimate object in need of a voice to bring it alive... I’ve got you covered. A song you say? Allow me to sing it for you, from Disney tune to death metal, don’t sweat it...I’ve still got you regardless of its genre.

You see, no matter what it is that you’re looking for, I am confident that I can provide you with whatever you may have in mind or deliver you a new gem that you find to be better than you had ever previously dreamed of! At the end of the day, the goal that you have will be reached or exceeded. If I’m the chosen vehicle to deliver your message or bring your ideas to life, then I want you to be happy with the results! And to ensure that you’re happy I can promise to you that you have my word[s] (literally speaking in this instance, haha) that I will absolutely give all I’ve got in my tank trying to do my very best to convey what it is that you are wanting to say in exactly the way in which you wish it to be broadcast!

So, if you are simply looking for a voice that is relevant to the times, searching for a medium that is meant to invoke a sense of nostalgia within a listener in an effort to transport them back to a better time or you’re seeking to discover the apparatus in which ears abound can latch onto as we introduce them to the future, one thing is certain...I will proffer an irresistible invitation to the journey you wish to take all of your listeners on and once they’re aboard this ship we will, together, keep them engagingly entertained for the duration of the ride!