English speaking, Senior Sales Consultant, Humorous + much much more.
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
Irish (General) North American (General) RussianTranscript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hi. My name is Joseph Brennan. I'm an Irish nearly middle aged according to your age demographics on this. So I'm just under that 35 mark, which is sad to see this 35 was middle aged. But it makes sense. Makes sense if we lived in the Stone Age. Yeah, so just maybe push up that to 40 40 to 60. That's middle aged people are living 120 so that's all, Um and that's long, but yeah, I'm just doing this for a bit of a laugh. I think, um, I have done some advertising work previously, um, on actually on tape, I suppose, for a brand that's quite popular in Ireland and alcoholic brand, Um, I'm was second fiddle to someone for a banking ad, and that's quite recent. So I do have, uh, an attractive face, which is which is nice to say about Jack. So there's confidence there. I wasn't always attractive, and, you know, I'll take it because obviously, like I said before moving into middle aged, that might change pretty soon. So, um, now that I am attractive or attractive earth than I was when I was younger, then I can appreciate attractiveness. Not not. Not a stunner by any means, but yeah, handsome. I'll take it. Thank you. Very, very nice for saying that. But why am I getting into voices? Why? Because my voice is there. Um, it can be used in many different ways. I like to sing. I can kind of I can sing. Um, I don't know if I should use examples or if I should just do accents like the ones I've selected from your list was the French. So all I want to do is think about how beautiful this girl is, and I want to kiss and make love over there. So that's just a cheap, cheap one. Um, the Russian one. Probably in light of current economic situations, I probably shouldn't have selected Russian. But then when I was thinking like polish and I was trying to do my Russian voice, it didn't sound overly polish. It did come out more Russian, so I decided that I would that I would just go with it. So I did. And here's a little snippet of that. So, yes, we we can get you what you need, and I will try my artist to get you more. And I can keep doing this because it is not very difficult for me. For me speaking in Russian is, um it is quite quite easy. And I'm not sure if that covers a bunch of different Eastern European countries, but maybe it does. And lastly, is America. So Mary Kay America. Um, but I did North America because I think it's kind of Canadian and American. Um, but yeah, I lived in Canada for a while, so that was an easy one. You guys don't even know how ******* lucky you have it. Excuse me about the girl. How lucky you have it over here. Um, everything that we do in America is so much better and bigger. And, like I've tried to I've tried. Okay? I've tried to make it as big as it is over there, but I can't. It's more difficult, you know? You know how it is. And that's that. Now, again, I'm not really sure how long this is meant to be. I'm moving on to four minutes here, as you know, cause you're watching this, and I don't know if it's meant to be quick, snips, but yeah, um I can be optimistic I can get excited. I think all you really have to do is think positive. Think when you're when you're doing positivity. It's quite easy to go back and forth. If you want to be down and just think about things and, yeah, I mean, it's as long as you're able to take the negatives with the positives then that's that's that's key. That's key in negatory and order than us. I don't Yeah, I don't really know. Do I want to sing a song? You know, Um so, yeah, there's there's a lot of work I can do with my voice. It can go all over the shop. It can be exciting. Can be fun. It can be Hey, guys, you want to go? You want to go to the shops, you guys or the news anchor? Weather here is crazy. Trent, we need more. We need more umbrellas. We need more. Just more. Keep bringing them. That's maybe like a commercial for an ad or something like that, though as well. And I don't know how this sounds back, so I'm going to listen to this back and uploaded. This is my first hot take. This is my first go with doing this. And that's the one I'm going to upload. Because if I tried to do this again, I'd probably try and work off some of the previous ones that I've just said. But without any story to it. And then the second time, it doesn't really work as well when you're trying to be organic. Um, so we'll leave it there. I shall upload this. And if you want to hire me, feel free. I work for money, and I'm happy to be paid with said money. And if you've got money, then we can work together because that's that's how these transactions usually work. So, um, over and out, six minute mark peace and hopefully hire me soon. Thank you.