Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Sample
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Here's what the encyclopedia galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes it's intoxicating effect on certain carbon based life forms. The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says the best drink in existence is the pan galactic gargle blaster. It says the effect of drinking a pan galactic gargle blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. The guide also tells you on which planet, the best pan galactic gargle blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterward. The guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself. Take the juice from one bottle of old jinx Spirit, it says pour into one measure of water from the seas of sand tragedies, five oh that's and tragedy and seawater. It says, oh! Those sent tragedy and fish Allow three Cubes of archery in mega gene to melt into the mixture. It must be properly iced or the Benzene is lost. Allow four leaders of family and marsh gas to bubble through it. In memory of all those happy bikers who have died in pleasure in the marshes of Thalia. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of collecting hyper mint extract red lint of all the deadly odors of the dark prolactin zones, subtle, sweet and mystic drop in the tooth of an al goalie in sun tiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the al Joleon sons deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamfir, add and all it drink. But very carefully the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy cells, rather better than the encyclopedia galactica.