Podcast # I love you - Episode Baldness
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thank you for tuning in today. Everyone we like to call this hashtag I love you. It's a podcast where we talk about something controversial, and I find a reason to love it. Today's topic. We're going to talk about male baldness. Male pattern baldness full on Patrick Stewart Bald. There's a lot of different kinds of baldness for guys. Little receding hairline here and there. Maybe the little patch in the back. But you still got a lot going on upstairs. Not all of us are that lucky. There's a lot of bald guys out there that look like Homer Simpson. Or worse, I'm one of them, but I'm not your usual full on bald guy. Yes, I shave what little I do have left because it's embarrassing if I grow it and I've chosen to embrace full on baldness. The reason I'm different than most bald guys is not because I embrace it, but because I started going bald so young I started going bald when I was about 16 years old. It was so bad by the time I was a senior in high school that my nickname was Spalding because I was balding like a Spalding soccer ball that that was the line that everyone you used to use and, yeah, when you're 17 that hurts your feelings a lot and and get under your skin. But it's also part of growing up, and I'm not a *****, so it didn't really bother me that much. Actually, to this day, I think it's kind of cute. I was really clever, and I'll own that nickname right now if one of my friends calls it to me. But the point is not why I'm a different type of bald guy. The point is that they're out there. There's a lot of bald guys out there, and there's nothing wrong with that. See, I like to look on the bright side of it. There's a lot of advantages that go along with being a bald guy. For one, I haven't spent money at a barbershop since Lake 2000 and two, which is great to I don't have to spend a bunch of money on hair products, shampoos and conditioners, Hairspray, hair gel, combs. I just got a razor. That's all I need. That's that's all I got to buy. So that's really nice. Saving the extra cash less maintenance in the morning. Um, there's other little things that you wouldn't really notice unless you were actually a bald person. Ah, my favorite one is when it's just starting to rain, that first raindrop that falls out of the sky little and smack dab on the top of my bald dome piece. And it's like a personal message from the universe that it's about to start raining. You need to get underground so little things like that are great if you look on the bright side of things. Yeah, downside. Ah, not a lot of chicks dig bald guys. We're making a comeback. I feel like it's it's in. And, as my uncle's like to tell me, because they're all as bald as I am, Bold is beautiful. If you believe in yourself and you own it and you look on the bright side, there's a lot of perks that go along with being a bald guy, and I enjoy it. I hope there's a lot of you out there that enjoy it also. So even though it sucks, here's the baldness. Hashtag I love you