\"Dragon's Love Tacos\", written by Adam Rubin, published by Penguin Publishing Group
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
British (England - Cockney, Estuary, East End) North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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Hey, kid, did you know that dragons love tacos? They love beef tacos and chicken tacos. They love really big, gigantic tacos and tiny little baby tacos as well. Why do dragons love tacos? Maybe it's the smell from the sizzling pan. May be is the crunch of the crispy tortillas. Maybe it's a secret either way. If you want to make friends with dragons, tacos are key. Hey, Dragon, why do you guys love tacos so much? But wait as much as dragons love tacos, they hate spicy salsa, even Mawr. They hate spicy green salsa and spicy red salsa. They hate spicy, chunky salsa and spicy smooth salsa. If the salsa is spicy at all, dragons can't stand it. Why do dragons hate spicy salsa? Well, just one drop of hot sauce makes a dragon's ears smoke. Oh, God. Just one single speck of hot pepper makes a dragon. Snort sparks. Hard to do. Spicy salsa gives dragons the tummy troubles. And when dragons get the tummy troubles, Oh boy. If you want to make tacos for dragons, keep the toppings. Mild tomatoes. Check lettuce. Check cheese. Check. These are all good toppings for tacos for dragons. Hey, Dragon. How do you feel about spicy taco toppings? Dragons love parties. They like costume parties and pool parties. They like big, gigantic parties with Accordions and tiny little parties with charades. Why do dragons love parties? Maybe it's the conversation. Maybe it's the dancing. Maybe it's the comforting sound of a good friends. Laughter. The only thing dragons love more than parties or tacos is taco parties. Taco parties are parties with lots of tacos. If you want tohave some dragons over for a taco party, you'll need buckets of tacos, pat loads of tacos. The best way to judge is to get a boat and fail the boat with tacos. That's about how maney tacos dragons need for a taco party. After all, dragons love tacos. Hey, dragon, are you excited for the big Taco Party? Just remember dragons hate spicy salsa. Before you host your Taco party with dragons, get rid of all the spicy salsa. In fact, bury the spicy salsa in the backyard so the dragons can't find it. Thes dragons love your taco party. They love the music. They love the decorations. They especially love the tacos. Congratulations. It's a good thing you got rid of all that spicy. Wait a second. What are all those little green things in the salsa? You didn't read the fine print dragons. Listen to me. Do not eat those tacos. Those little green specks in the salsa. Those are jalapeno peppers. They are super spicy. I know you love tacos, dragons, but you are not gonna love those tacos. Do not let those dragons eat those tacos. Oh! Oh, Too late. Why would dragons help you rebuild your house? Maybe they're good Samaritans. Maybe they feel bad for wrecking it. Maybe they're just in it for the taco breaks. After all, Dragons love tacos.