Children's Book Narration - I Love You, Stinky Face
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I love you, my wonderful child said mama as she tucked me in. But I had a question mama, what if I were a big scary ape, would you still love me then? If you were a big scary ape, I would comb your whole hairy self to make sure you didn't have any tangles and I would make your birthday cake out of bananas and I would tell you I love you my big scary ape. But mama, but mama, what if I were a super smelly skunk and I smelled so bad that my name was stinky face, then I would give you a bath and Sprinkle you with sweet smelling powder and if you still smelled bad I wouldn't mind and I would hug you tight and whisper in your ear. I love you stinky face. But mama, what if I were a terrible meat eating dinosaur with razor sharp claws that ripped my sheets to shreds every night while I slept, then I would give you plenty of meat to eat if that's what you liked. And I would so your sheets back together every day because after all ripping them would be an accident and I would tuck you into your newly mended sheets every night and say I love you, my sweet terrible dinosaur. But mama. But mama, what if I were a swamp creature with slimy smelly seaweed hanging from my body and I couldn't ever leave the swamp er I would die then I would build a house right next to the swamp and I would stay with you and take care of you always and when he splashed the surface I would say I love you my slimy little swamp monster. But mama, but mama, what if I were a green alien from mars and I ate bugs instead of peanut butter. Then I would dress you in colors that showed off your nice screen skin. And I would pack your lunch box with beetles and spiders and ants and grasshoppers. And the tastiest bugs you ever had. And I would pack a note with all the bugs that said, I love you little greenie bon appetit. But mama, but mama, what if I were a cyclops? And I had just one big gigantic eye in the middle of my head. Then I would look right into your gigantic eye and say I love you my little cyclops. And I would sing you a lullaby until you're one gigantic eyelid. Got droopy er and droopy er and it finally closed and you fell fast asleep. I love you mama and I love you my wonderful child.
Tags
Child, Mother, Narrator, Calming, Child-like, Playful, Warm, North American (General)