Star trek The way I see it

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Description

An Audio book that takes a look at the more psycotic side of star trek

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

British (General) North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
after the onset of his aromatic syndrome, Jean Luc Picard was sent to Starbase 22 for psychological observation. Starbase, 22 was where the federation housed. It's incurable mental patients sometimes referred to as the Federation Funny Farm or Federation Loony bin. It had a dubious reputation that once you arrive there, you would probably never get out. Piccard spent most of his days talking and singing to himself inside of a padded cell. He wore a straitjacket. No articles of clothing were present from the waist down. He was sitting in his padded cell Indian style, his 3 ft long scrotum draped over his knee. Each of his testicles were the size of a well matured Granny Smith apple fairy. Giaka Ferry Giaka Saqr a blue Saqr a blue. There are four lights data. There are four lights. Data. Wow! **** you. Wow. **** you. This went on for hours without pause. Better **** out of here, Tom Alak. No, que has said that all of humanity will be destroyed. In Picard's defense, the entity known as Kyu did sporadically pay him a visit and often warn him of galactic doom scenarios that could only be resolved if Picard could get out of the cell. This wasn't true, of course. However, que did derive eternities of enjoyment by telling him these things. Of course, this Onley made him seem mawr insane to his doctors. His primary physician now was Dr Julian Bashir, who joined Starbase, 22 after his tour of duty aboard Deep Space nine. Bashir was three decks above sleeping in his quarters. Snuggled in bed with him was his teddy bear. A. Koukal, aka Bashir, had once brought the bear on one of his many visits to Jean Luc Picard. However, he soon realized it was a mistake, as Picard became adamantly convinced that the bear was talking to him telepathically, giving him instructions to kill. They're coming for you, Jean Luc. You know what you have to do. Kill them, Jean Luc. Kill them all. Bashir may have had his teddy bear to keep him company, but other than that, he was not alone. Luther Sloan sat in his quarters, motionless and silent for four hours, authoritatively staring at the sheer inhaling the doctors. Musk Julian Bashir's sent was quite distinct. It was a 50 50 combination of Chief O Brien's favorite whiskey and his semen as they had been engaged in fiercely homosexual contact repeatedly over the last seven years. At four hours and 38 minutes into his staring session, Sloan's heart finally beat, once, instantly awakening the doctor lights. The lights flickered on, revealing Sloan sitting opposite the doctors bed. He had a grinning smile and his hands were connected at the fingertips. Hello, doctor, he said. Section 31 has an assignment for you.