The Legend of Chiu And Fau-Lik
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
Japanese North American (General)Transcript
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Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived in the mountains with an unusually small *****. Let's call him chew. Every night the boy would pray to the gods of his forefathers. Why have you smite ID me? With the shame he would ask. So he prayed and he prayed. And then he prayed some more until one day he had a vision where he was visited by the gray trouser dragon God foul lick. The boy fell to his knees and begged the Dragon God to augment his pathetic manhood. Foul lick took pity and decided to dispense his wisdom upon the boy instead. Do not worry, my child explained foul lick. It is not the size of your ***** that counts, but the size of your heart that truly matters. Chen thought this answer was garbage and as the dragging to grant his wish anyway with a shrug, the dragon granted his wish and before disappearing, Onley muttered. Not all that glitters is gold. My child Hey could feel the magic of the dragon God increases size 10 fold. But as his ***** group, his heart shrank, losing the capacity to love from that day forward women flock from all corners of the Earth to his fearsome member, though no amount of earthly pleasure could satisfy the desires of his soul. As the number of his conquest grew, he began to experience strange and painful side effects of his exploits. His mighty ***** began to leak, sometimes blood, and there was a powerful burning sensation. Once he tried to relieve himself, the once mighty ***** bestowed upon him by the dragon God had all but shriveled into a disease infested stump. Sadly, his shriveled, infected phallus now reflected the empty chasm in his heart once occupied by a soul, Okay?