Satirical News
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EnglishVoice Age
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British (General) British (Received Pronunciation - RP, BBC)Transcript
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local man not sure why he thought the most psychologically taxing situation of his life would be the thing to make him more productive. Omitting that are highly contagious, deadly pandemic had done little to stoke his creativity. Local man Richard Ales confided to reporters on Wednesday that he wasn't sure why he imagined it would well, despite more high hopes. The most devastating crisis of my life hasn't turned out to be the catalyst I needed to help meet more long term personal goals, said heirs, who added that he had no idea what he was thinking when he told himself that being furloughed from his job and enduring a sustained period of emotional isolation would be just what he needed in order to start eating better and quite himself with world cinema and get a jump start on that novel. He'd always wanted to write, as went on, to add that from now on he'll be spending all his energy on comfort, eating and feeling guilty about his own lack of productivity