Pop science narration, fiction, short stories, character performance
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The important thing about entropy in cosmic terms is that over time it goes up. The second law of thermodynamics states that in any isolated system the total entropy can only increase not decrease. In other words, order does not spontaneously appear out of nowhere, and if you leave something alone long enough it will inevitably decay into disorder. Anyone who's tried to keep their desk tidy will understand this universe's most intuitive and maddening natural law. I'm arranging the tiny nights so they appear to be forwarding the stream and the door flies open and the kids from the most slovenly day care in the world comes screaming in Every morning, four minivans pull up and 80 kids pile out and one supervising adult with a magazine all day long. The kids run wild, indiscriminately pushing the interactive exhibit buttons today. A group of them surround me and ask why I'm wearing a nightgown. I tell them it's no nightgown, It's a one cute little fellow says the **** it is. A little girl calls me grandma and asks if she can try on my wing harness and I say certainly the minute she gets it on. However, she makes an obscene gesture in runs off Those wings are $15 to replace when you work in the glove department at Neiman's, you're selling things that nobody buys anymore. These gloves aren't like the hard working ones sold by L. L. Bean. These are so fine that a lady wearing them can still pick up a straight pin, The glove department is adjacent to the couture department and is really there for show. So a lot of mira Bell's day is spent leaning against the glass case with one leg cocked behind her and her arms splayed outward, resting her palms against the countertop. On an especially slow day, she might lean over the case on her elbows though this position is definitely not preferred by the management and stare through the glass at the leather and silk gloves that lie on display like pristine just caught fish, raccoon practically had spinal curvature from spending so much time slumped over with misery. When the clouds brothers called her raccoon, she indulged them by rubbing her hands together fairly. The nickname was the most attention she'd ever had. Sometimes she wished to be hit by a car so she could come back as a true raccoon and track down the Klutzes and give them rabies never wish harm on yourself or others. Mrs H. Said you are a lovely child. Her english was flat and clear, almost like ours, raccoon. You mean raccoon said a lovely raccoon, A lovely child of God. Mrs H. Said, yeah, right Raccoon said, tell again about the prince