Muppet's Tale as Rolf spoof
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
Scottish (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Okay, kids, it's storey time. I'll just get out my big old storybook here and read you a storey of Let's see. How about Cinderella? Have anybody want to hit a storey? A Cinderella? Oh, okay. Here we go. No one's appointed team. That was a lovely girl named Cinderella, actually, her evil stepmother and two stepsisters And they were all free is ugly. Is old tomcats Cinderella? She really You come in here, you wretched child! Now that's the wee stepmother. She's all six kinds of nasty. Did you call stepmother dear? Not soon, Adela. She's a good kid. Cinderella. Very important news for you. Now listen closely and you're gonna hit all of the bigger oil bull. That's a prince is given Cinderella. Granny is mouth feeling well? I want you to bring her a basket of goodies. A basket of goodies, Buzz? No, in the storey. Oh my poor dear Granny! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Saw this storey. What's the matter with you? Excuse me, ma'am, but you see, you got it all wrong now because lower writing goes to Granny's house. Cinderella goes to the big ball that the Prince is given. But I just couldn't go to the ball and have a good time knowing that my dear old granny was not feeling well. Exactly, Child. Now here's your basket. You just run along the ground. Then we go. Brother. I guess we're gonna tell the storey that storey is that. Let me find it here. Okay, here we go. Now then said that l s Tunisia's That must seem went Gail. It's given through the forest owner. We had a granny's house. Now listen closely because here comes the scary part. It says in the book here that while she was walking along to evil, A's were watching her from a thicket. Suddenly a huge had a beastly thought and said, Hello, my name is Wait. No way A second! It was supposed to be a wolf, Hondo. I'm a little boy. Think, Hansel! Oh, my gracious mercy. Me! Hello, Hansel. I'm Cinderella. No, no, wait. Hold on A wee moment. Just weird. That No, boy, No. Hansel, get in the wrong storey. Yeah, sure. Come over here Are short eerie right here in the storybook. See? It says I hear Hansel and Gretel went walking through the woods together. Oh, yes, That's what we're doing. All right? You are sure. Well, then, where's girl? She's right over there. Should I go get it? Sure. I guess so. I'll be right back. Part of me. I feel that I must go on to Granny's house. Please tell Hansel farewell and that I should like to meet Gretel some other time. All right. All right, fine. Fine. For now, This this was getting complicated. You know I'm here again. Yes, yes. Would you still like to meet Gretel? I'd love to. Oh, right. Gretel. Gretel, come on in. Here, girl. Come on. Good. Good. Good bottles a week out. Oh, yes. I'm taking her to market to sell her for a bag of magic beans. Magic beans. But that's Jack and the beanstalk. Hansel in the beam. Stop, Charlie. How about your own way? Hands on the beanstalk. I don't think you'll be able to sell that car door because she's pretty funny looking. Oh, well, that may be, but she's a very special cow. She jumps your cojones. Sure, sure. Here. Here, I'll show you. Rebel jump jump group Joe More on the way. There she goes. Headed straight for the moon. but the moon, the moon on the CO jumped over the moon. That's right. I showed August rentals a really great town. Well, listen, hassle, this is very interesting, But see, I got to get back to telling the Storey about Cinderella bowling in our granny. A basket of goodies. Oh, fine. I have to be on my way. In the marketplace. Goodbye. Yeah, Yeah, fine. It's not much for him. Now, let's see about getting back to the storey. Okay, Now, little red Cinderella or whatever her name is. What? Skipping through the furnace to Granny's. But once she got there, she found nobody home. That's impossible. The wolf should be there. The rest is Granny. No, Nobody's here. But there is something on the table. I know. What's that? Three bowls of porridge. Three bowls of porridge. But that's the three bears. Now, where's that storey? Okay, here we go. Now. Goldie are a little red. A cinder. Anyway, she was so hungry after a long walk, that little red cinder locks sat down and tasted the portage and a great big bull that is too hot on the next ball was probably too cold. You're right, but that itty bitty baby sized bowl is just right. I will eat it all up on So Cinderella eat all the portage in a little bitty baby bull on. Wait. Wait, Burke, what do I hear? Is probably the three bears a coming home? No, it does not sound like there's coming home. What does it sound like? It sounds more like a cow falling out of the sky. Good grief, this girl. And she's an attorney from the booth. Well, well, well. So this is Gretel. What a pretty cow. I shall kiss you on the nose. It's a magical transformation. Why Look for gracious steak Griddle. The cow is turned into a fairy godmother. Hot dog would have barked a Cinderella. Yes, Indiana. And tonight she'll go to the ball and meet the princess of your dreams. On saw Cinderella marries the prince. Hansel claimed the beanstalk. God came down from the moon and the funny bears returned from their walk. The porridge cooled off and they live happily ever after.
Tags
Characters, Enthusiastic, Excited, Sweet, Scottish (General)