Dragnet (Me as Jack Webb)
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the story you're about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. My name's Friday. I'm a cop. I was working the day watch out of robbery when I got a call from the Acme School Bell Company. There had been a robbery. There's been a robbery. What was that? My clapper's? You know those things inside the bill that make them clang the clangers when we call them Clapper's in the business. Ah, clapper caper. Can I have the fax? What's your name? Names Klim. Short for Clementine's. It's a family name. Clem Clawson. Yes. What do you do here? I'm a clerk. I see what kind of clapper's were stolen on this case. They were copper Clapper's copper. Glover's. Yes, they were made of copper. And where were these copper Clapper's kept. We kept them in the closet. Uh, do you have any idea who might have taken the copper clapper's from the closet? Well, I fired a man and he swore he would get even. And what was his name? Quade Cooper. Claude Cooper. Yes, that's right. I think Clarke Cooper copped my copper Clapper's. Do you know where this Claude Cooper is from yep, Cleveland. And what makes it worse? Those copper clapper's were clean. Why do you think Cleveland's clog Cooper would copier clean copper Clapper's kept in your closet? And one reason he's a kleptomaniac who first discovered the copper Clapper's were copped my cleaning woman, Clara Clifford. Now let me see if I got the facts straight here. Cleaning woman Claire Clifford discovered that your clean copper clapper's kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper, that kleptomaniac from Cleveland that about it kinda well, we'll catch this Claude Cooper, the alleged copper clapper klepto from Cleveland, and then then the case will be closed.