Sea Hag Body Wash
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
British (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Hello, ladies. Have you ever felt the primal call of the Unmerciful C calling to you to strike down those who are dead too far, you know? Well, if you stop using overpriced flower scented body wash and switched to sea hag, you might look down. Back up. Where are you? You're a siren, bare breasted and shrieking as you ludie unwary today doom on the rocks below and you smell amazing What's in your hand back at me? It's a vial of skin nourishing ingredients derived from the seaweed you just used to strangle a hated foe. It does wonders for skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need a resilience in the coming war. Look again, The seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who sent you on unsolicited **** pic you Anything is possible when you smell like eventual sea witch and embrace your own rage. I'm one a novel
Tags
Announcer, Aggressive, Amusing, Angry, Attitude, Bossy, Cocky, Heroic, British (General)