An Excerpt of The Sneetches
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes) North American (US New England - Boston, Providence) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)Transcript
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now the star belly snitches had bellies with stars. The plane belly snitches had none upon Lars. Those stars weren't so big. They were really so small. You might think such a thing wouldn't matter at all. But because they had stars, all the star belly snitches would brag where the best kind of snitch on the beaches, with their snouts in the air they would sniff and they'd snort, We'll have nothing to do with the plane belly sort. And whenever they met, some, when they were out walking, they'd hike right on past them without even talking. When the star belly Children went out to play ball could have plain bell again. The game Not at all. You could only play if your bellies had stars in the plane belly. Children had none upon the stars. When the star belly snitches had frankfurter roast or picnics or parties or marshmallow toast. They never invited the plane belly snitches. They left them out cold and the dark on the beaches. They kept them away, never let them come near, and that's how they treated them year after year. Then one day, it seems, while the plane belly snitches were moping and doping alone on the beach is just sitting there wishing their bellies and stars. A stranger zipped up in the strangest of cars. My friend, he announced in a voice. Clear and keen. My name is Sylvester McCoy. Monkey McBean and I've heard of your troubles. I've heard you're unhappy, but I can fix that. I'm the fix it up, Chappie. I've come here to help you. I have what you need. My prices are low and I work at great speed and my work is 100% guaranteed. Then quickly Sylvester McCoy, monkey McBean put together a very peculiar machine and he said You want stars like a star belly snitch, My friends, You can have them for $3 each. Just paying your money and hop right aboard. So they clambered inside than the big machine ward and clunked and it bonked and it jerked and it worked and it popped them around. But the thing really worked When the plane belly snitches popped out, they had stars, they actually did. They had stars upon the stars. Then they yelled at the ones who had stars from the start. We are exactly like you. You can't tell us apart. We're all just the same now, you snooty old Smarties. And now we can go to your frankfurter parties. Good dreams around the ones who had stars at the first, we're still the best snitches, and they are the worst. But now how in the world will we know? They all found, if which kind is what or the other way around?