Comedian Kevin Brennan on Dr. Katz
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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Hey doc, can I ask you something? How do you get so fat that you're too fat to physically leave your own house? What do you call in fat for work? Hey boss, you know how I'm really, really fat? Well now I'm fatter. The other day, I was on an elevator by myself, which is quite a rare pleasure in new york city to have an elevator to yourself. Sure enough, I hear a guy yelling, hold that elevator running down the hall, His arm gets caught in the door in the last second and he gets in real ******. I just pretended that my arms were paralyzed, so now I'm like banging my head up against the wall trying to press the buttons, I'm sticking my foot in his face going, hi, I'm kevin, I'm one of 10 siblings. Sometimes growing up, you would take showers with your brothers, all five of us in there together every night, like it's *** porn that'll **** you up. Years later, my girlfriend one night was like, let's get in the shower together. I was like, I'm not getting in there unless my brothers are here