Comedian Todd Barry on Dr. Katz
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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you know, doc I just got an invitation to a party. The invitation said nine PM dash question mark. Whoa mommy, I don't know when to call you to come and pick me up if you get an invitation to a party that reads nine PM dash question mark, it'll be over at 9 15 because this is usually a bad party Going out to see. Live music is very different. Now I was at a venue in Los Angeles, I go up to the booth to get a ticket. The guy goes, that'll be $75 and the last seat is outside around the back, I just said forget it, I'll just stay home. The guy goes stay home $20. I had a roach problem in my apartment recently so I laid out a bunch of roach traps everywhere, but I accidentally brought a date back without putting them away first she goes todd, you don't have a roach problem do you? Those aren't roach traps. I go roach traps. Those are speakers baby. If you're ever out on a date with a girl maybe at the movies and there's a lovemaking scene, don't turn to her and go babe, that's us in two hours