Will(s) of the Family

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I wrote up a short and silly script to act out. It involves two members of the fictitious Rotiss family that are preparing several audiotapes for an unpredictable future.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

Italian (American) North American (General) US African American

Transcript

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johnny is a tape rolling or not? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. You got to go this time. It's working. It is. Do you think your grandpa? All right? Mm My dear friends in the family, If you all watching this right now, I will already be dead. Let me give you a moment to take it all in. Yeah, it's a real shame for sure. But these things happen. Mind you, I've had so I had no intention of being pushing my responsibilities to anyone else in the family. But in the event of my own foreseen death by being murdered by the Capello gang for one final time, I'd like to call upon you all again. Now you may all be thinking, how did old Donny get taken out by those clowns from the West End? Now that there is an entirely valid question that I wish I knew the answer to. However, if I knew the answer to that question, I wouldn't be in this freaking video. Did would I? Anyways, Okay, johnny, what's my line? You're supposed to talk about your assets, sir? Like **** I am. No, I'm uh we're talking about the money. The family fortune. No, not right. Mm. Like any good provided us for the family. I'm giving out all my assets to all use now. I've lived long enough to know that each and every one of you have all put this family first above all. So I'll die happy knowing I've played my cop and keeping you son of a guns out of jail. And now, more than ever, we need to take care of each other. Stay on your toes. Not only for those Capello's, but so the cops will act upon my death as an opportunity. So don't give it to him. Alright then, johnny. Where's my list for this one? Yeah. Here you go boss. Good man. All right. Let's start with, let's start with my sweet Lana. Now you put up with them all my ******** for for 30 odd years or so. Now remember when we first met? We were both so young? I didn't know a whole lot about this city. You taught me how to love. And I thought you had a hot wire. A car. Well anyways, this may not have been life you've always dreamed of. But I'm sure hope that I helped make it a good one for you. I'm leaving the house now. You can work out all the details with Bernie. I've already signed a bunch of papers and other documentations and I'm sure I don't have to tell you this. But make sure you're walking cocoa at least three times a day. He gets all riled up at home and you don't. Next up is mickey. Oh, mickey. You remind me so much of your father. May he rest in peace. A bit of tempered. Yes, but he always knew how to get the job done. Now. This may not been what if dad wanted for you. But even I have to admit it's been a load off my shoulders having you around. No, there's a good reason you other guys look up to you ****. I'm leaving you my garage now. It's always been like a second home to you anyway. So you always fixing things up. You'll be happy to know I'm leaving the cause and there for you and I can only hope that you ditch that rusty to door that's barely hanging on this Greenough. You've got options now ****. Please take them one last time. I'd like to thank all you for what you've done. You all are, the future of the road is family now. So you look out for each other and I better not be see any of you down here anytime soon, Remember, boys don't do anything. I wouldn't do. Oh, Oh, that sound. I couldn't have done it better myself because all right, what's the next one about? Let's see. Oh, and this one's line has killed you when you sleep. Do we really need to do this one? Listen, johnny like it or not. We got to get through all these today. Yeah. Plans for tomorrow. That may very well take the entire day. How is it that time of year already? Yep. It's a golf day and you just tell the shove off. No roman elbows is all part of the job. ****. I wish you could send someone else in my place. But you know, I wouldn't look very professional, wow, boss must be tough having to go golfing when you don't really want to. That's enough lip out of you. Well, I put a new tape so we can finish up for a dime of old age instead.