King of the Hill: Cotton's War Stories (WARNING: mild language)

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Description

Going for a more high-pitched impression than my natural voice, and performing one of my favorite impressions, I retell Cotton Hill's war stories in an impression of his own voice.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (South West - Texas)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I was 14, just a little older than bobby, but I knew Uncle Sam needed me. So I lied and signed up. And we had beat them Nazis in ITaly. Then they shipped us to the Pacific Theater. Told your torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies. Fante stinky and Brooklyn. There was like you fellas. Only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo zero. Put 50 bullets in my back. The blood attracted the sharks. I had to give them fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojo's. They were spitting on the US flag so I rushed them. But it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. The last thing I remember, I beat them all to death with a big piece of fatty. I woke up in a field hospital and they were sewing my feet to my knees