JOHN T. TURKEY - A Plea For Vegatarianism
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US Mid-Atlantic)Transcript
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Let's talk holidays, Trees, Why don't get me started on bunnies? Parades! Parades are good. I like parades, fireworks. A few booms. And it's over celebrations, asking forgiveness for last year's bad choices where people starve themselves for a day. Yeah, I can get behind that. Now. Let's talk about this time of year. Wide scale murder. An entire industry geared to raise little fluffy beings only to be slaughtered and cooked and then half eaten. Why does no one like dark meat pampered culture? I should be the national bird. For God's sakes, vegetables, Eat your vegetables. That's what your mama always said, right? I think that should be the mantra for this time of year, vegetables. They're good for you. I am john t turkey and I approve this message.