This is a small section from one of my favorite comedians about his absurd train of thought upon the front desk of a hotel not answering his phone call.
Young Adult (18-35)
North American (General)
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I'm not prepared to lead. I mean, I really hope that there's an alpha male out there with a rudimentary sense of tribalism who can lead me in a frightened, multiethnic crew of people through this apocalypse or I'm food, I'm ******* food in five minutes if that guy isn't out there.