Tim Carper--Audio Book (Characters plus Sound FX)
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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now I'm a big guy, says Bob. But I can't win the game all by myself. Football is all about teamwork. After all. I couldn't help the truck Bob. A big guy. He weighs what? To 25 to 50? Barely an eighth of a ton. A guy like that unsurprised a gentle breeze doesn't come along and blow him away. He packs me on one gigantic, leathery shoulder and says What I'm trying to say, Max is your just want the team needs. Can I count you in? I laugh and stomp on four foot so hard it sends everybody in the office toppling like bowling pins. Oh, don't get me wrong. I was tempted, tempted his health for the chance to crush a few of these tiny humans. I even saw myself squishing my own teammates. Hey, Sandeep is ahead of me for a promotion. And so Oops, sorry. Extensions happen. Oh, now about the team leader position. But I tell him No, it just wouldn't be sporting. I'm built like a Sherman tank. Somebody could really get hurt. I tell Bob trying my best not to laugh. Truthfully, I was P. These primates only come to me when they want something. It isn't easy being the only ankle a saurus in the office My four feet are not exactly built for dinky computer keyboards. Maneuvering by massive body through narrow hallways is beyond frustrating. And don't even get me started on the perils of squeezing into a bathroom stall. I tried that once, ended up shattering the job, breaking every pipe in the place and flooding the whole damn floor. But the worst part of being a dinosaur in a modern business environment is trying to comprehend all the social nuances. They just fly right over my dense, bony head. What do you expect? I got a brain the size of a limit. I must say what you mean sort of guy. I don't get all the double talk in any windows. These primates, Dr. And so I find myself always on the outside of the