Burgeoning beginner, engaging narrator, audible excitement, comedic
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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My marriage ended because I was cruel or because I ate in bed or because he liked electronic music in difficult films about men and nature or because I did not or because I was anxious and this made me controlling or because red wine makes me critical or because hunger, stress and white wine make me critical too. Or because I was cleaning up parties or because he smoked weed every day and I did not think it was actually the same thing as my drinking two cups of coffee in the morning or because we fell in love too young. And how could our actual lives compare to the idea we've had of what our lives could be when we were barely 20 our bodies were almost impossibly firm or because we tried non monogamy for three months in 2011 and it was just fine, not great or because he put hot sauce on everything without tasting it. Even if I'd spent hours balancing the flavors from a recipe, I'd have to scroll past a long and detailed story about some woman's holiday to find or because he forgot our anniversary once or because I did our laundry never. Or because his large Greek family had not quite accepted me as one of their own. Even after I learned his Jaya's favorite poem for her birthday, or because he walked in on me ******** that one time. Or because in 2015, we attended nine weddings and got carried away and a big party where everyone told us we were geniuses for loving each other and then gave us $3000 seemed like a great idea. Or because we went to Paris and had an argument instead of falling more in love or at least rimming each other or because I'd stopped imagining what our Children might look like or because he never started or because I was insecure and sometimes petty or because he kept insisting we go vegan and sneaking pizzas into the apartment while I slept or because we finished watching The Sopranos and never started the wire. Or because when we were first getting together, I'd kiss someone else and sometimes still thought about her or because he was needlessly combative with a pretentious streak or because I was a coward whose work did not actively seek to dismantle the state. Or because I scuffed when he said that and asked about the socialist impact of his latest mcdonald's commercial or because he called me a **** or because sometimes I was one anyway, it was over