Hitch Hiker's Guide



Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun... Audiobook, TV Series and Radio Drama. Generic Australian, New Zealand, British with Production.

Vocal Characteristics



Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)


Australian British (General)


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far out in the uncharted backwaters. At the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small, un regarded young orbiting this at a distance of roughly 92 million miles, is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape descended lifeforms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are pretty neat idea. This planet has rather had a problem, which is this. Most people want to run happy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is all because on the whole, it wasn't the small green pieces of paper. And so the problem remained. Lots of people who mean most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watchers. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees have beena bad move and that no one should have ever left the oceans. And then one Thursday, nearly 2000 years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change. One girl sitting on a road in a small cafe and Rickman's worth suddenly realised what it was that have been going wrong with this time. She finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything. Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, terribly stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever.