Intro to Hangover Pizza
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US West Coast - California, Portland)Transcript
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I've been lucky. Even after years of Yager bombs and Atomic Slurpees. I haven't had to face many hangovers, but there was one night that really knocked me down. It was New Year's Eve, and I had gotten a hold of a pinky bottle of Carlo Grossi sangria. The rial, high quality, $7 a bottle kind of stuff before I even made it to 10 o'clock had gotten through most of the bottle, and someone thought it was a good idea to add some new get liquor to the mix. I don't know where the new get liquor came from or who made it, and I've never seen it since. All I know is that four shots of that floated on top of a sea of sticky pink wine. By the time New Year's actually hit, I was under a bathmat in the bathroom. The only other thing I remember from that night is my two giant pro wrestler friends, gently bathing my head under the bathroom faucet. I vowed to never let what happened to me that night happened again. Did I obtain my discount drinking? Of course not. Instead, I came up with my greatest invention, the hangover pizza