Sleep Deprived College Student Loses it at a local burger place

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My take on a comedic monologue about a sleep deprived college student who tries to order a happy meal with their family.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US West Coast - California, Portland)

Transcript

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The other day, I went to mcdonald's with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like happy holidays. What could I get you? And I was like, wow, I can't let this guy out match me. So I yelled, I'll take the happy meal with the nut nus if I may, you know, like a natural well adjusted epitome of adulthood, 19 year old. And he was like, certainly, would you like the mighty kid's meal instead with extra fries? And I was so sleep deprived. I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a slave of Robin hood and said, heck yes, I would. Good, sir. And then I sat down and he yelled from across the store. Would you like the purple or blue Spiderman? And since purple is the more superior color, that's how I answered. And long story short, my parents think college changed me.