Comedy Sketch from Internet
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
British (England - Liverpool, Manchester, Lancashire, Cheshire) British (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
You know, everyone nowadays has a cell phone. It's like their lives orbit around that rectangular piece of steel. And it's not even a sphere. I can't disagree, though. On one of those people that just can't part with their phone every few minutes up checking my phone. Oh, look how zero miss calls zero new text. The Facebook from tear is quiet. Then I remember I had zero incoming calls. Zero tex and have three friends on Facebook. Mom, Dad and Grandma. I used to have four, but then Grandpa died. Anyways, I'll still be sitting there or standing there. No difference with my phone just messing around with it. I have one of those sliding phones. How many of you guys have those sliding phones? Well, you guys know how addictive it is to have just a slide. The phone back and forth. Click clack, Click clack. It's lots of fun until suddenly I get a cough. My mom wounding Why are called Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. No, I didn't mean to call. You know I'm not at a bar right now. Yes, I know. I don't have a boyfriend. No need to rub it in. No, Do not set me up with someone. I really have to go make dinner. Yes. What? Two am? Yes. Love you. Bye bye. Later on, I'm going to bed getting really sleepy. Let let and it. I jumped out of bed wide awake, grabbed the gun. I always keep by me in case my feelings get hurt or something. You know, I'm going around corners like they do in the movies, looking all cool, like James Bond and his Dino jammies. I'll get to the rumour. I still hear alert, Let let going off. And I realised it was my phone. Nothing like a text alert. Full volume at 3 a.m. In the morning to get the blood flowing. Someone actually text me. It was my mom. Let's see. I read my mom's message first. It says, like, Oh, Grandma died. Come eat. Now we only have two friends on Facebook.