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I honestly, truly didn't think you would fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead for when you got through this easy one. But if I had known you would have let yourself get captured this easily. I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling. I hope you brought a stronger weapon this time. Otherwise, you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club. Ha ha! Seriously, though, goodbye.
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