Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Audiobook Demo
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small un regarded yellow sun Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 98 million miles, is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea this planet has or rather had a problem, which is this. Most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. And so the problem remained. Lots of people were mean and most of them were miserable. Even the ones with digital watches, many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees have been a bad move and that no one should have ever left the oceans. And then one, Thursday, nearly 2000 years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change. A girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickman's worth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work and no one would have to get nailed to anything sadly. However, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible stupid catastrophe occurred and the idea was lost forever. This is not her story, but it is the story of that terrible stupid catastrophe and some of its consequences