BoJack Horseman: Free Churro Partial Monologue Excerpt
Description
Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
So I stopped at the Jack in the box on the way here and the girl behind the counter said hi, are you having an awesome day? Not how are you doing today? No, are you having an awesome day? Which is pretty ****** because it puts the honest on me to disagree with her. Like if I'm not having an awesome day, suddenly I'm the negative one. Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm ******, but I can't say I'm doing ****** because I don't even have a good reason to be doing ******. So if I say I'm doing ******, then they say why what's wrong? And I have to be like, I don't know all of it. So instead when people ask how I'm doing, I usually say I am doing so great. But when this girl at the Jack of the box asked me if I was having in some day, I thought well today I'm actually allowed to feel ****** today, I have a good reason to. So I said to her, well my mom died and she immediately burst into tears so now I have to comfort her, which is annoying. And meanwhile there's a line of judging people forming behind me who are giving me all these real judgy looks because I made the Jack and the girl cry and she's bawling and she's saying I'm sorry, I'm so sorry and I'm like, it's fine, it's fine. I mean it's not fine, but you know, it's fine. And I would like to order a double jack meal and I've kind of got somewhere to be so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, Huh? Yeah, the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free carol with my meal and as I'm leaving I think I just got a free tarot because my mom died. No one tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free trader