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Live from New Zealand. It's 8:00 with the Oliver Fisher show Discussing Joe Biden and the COVID-19 response featuring a special guest panel from a galaxy far, far away. And don't forget to stay for your chance to win one of our exclusive prizes. But now is our host, Oliver Fisher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. And welcome to the show. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. And welcome to the Oliver Fisher Show. We've got quite a show lined up for you tonight. The Covid 19 coronavirus response. Joe Biden. Is he up to the job? What do we have to say about it? We've got a very special guest panel joining us tonight from a galaxy far, far away. And they're going to share us the thoughts Coming first to us. Live from car isn't It's Darth Vader. Can you hear me, Darth? Oh, yes. Oliver, We meet again at last. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. Well, only a master of evil, Darth. Now tell me, what is your view regarding this coronavirus response from Joe Biden. What? What is your response or what? What is your opinion of this response from Joe Biden? What? Can you Can you hear us there? Darth Vader? Yes. Yes, I was just doing a sound test. My opinion is that this coronavirus response has been a big shambles. Joe Biden is obviously not up to the job. Well, tell us, what do you think should be done? I mean, do you have any suggestions about how this virus situation could have been handled better? I think that there are many things where he has failed us for the last time. I want my freedom, not excuses. So he needs to open up businesses, open up the state borders and allow people to live a normal life. So you believe that the coronavirus handling has just been a total disaster? Then what about what Joe Biden himself has said? Where he said the other day that America is back in control? America is back. The economic situation is better than it has been for months. Oil prices have come down seven cents. New job opportunities, new growth in the market. What? What do you have to say about that? Darth Vader. The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation. We can see that even if the petrol prices took a seven cent tip To rise, $1 is no means for celebration. I think Joe Biden needs to be impeached. He needs to be removed from office. Well, thank you very much for that opinion there dot Biden. I understand you have the emperor Palpatine him himself. There with you. Emperor Palpatine. Can you hear us? Yes. Yes, I can hear you, Young Jedi. Okay, Emperor. Thanks for joining us. Uh, just in light of what Darth Vader has said, do you agree that this, uh, situation with coronavirus Is, uh, you know, a total disaster? I mean, what what do you think about Joe Biden's efforts? Uh, in tackling this COVID-19 pandemic. Good. Good It is. Everything is proceeding, as I have foreseen. Wait a second. So you're telling me that you think that there's nothing to be, you know, worried about here? There's no problem precisely in my young Jedi. What Silence! Death? Bada It is my turn to speak. You've already had your time in the limelight. Now, if you ask me this virus situation has been blown way out of proportion. Yes, I assure you, we are quite safe from the virus here. All right, well, thank you for that, Emperor Palpatine. And I understand we have another guest beaming into us all the way from the Dagobah system. Jedi Master Yoda. What? Jedi Master Yoda. What? Uh, just just wait. Lord Vader. So, Jedi Master Yoda, can you hear us? Yes. Yes, I can hear you loud and clear. Uh, Yoda, What is your view regarding Joe Biden and his administration? Do you think they've done a good job? And this, uh, covid 19 Pandemic? Uh huh. Done a good job here. Is not incompetent at the office. He is. So you would agree with Darth Vader? You would disagree with the Emperor Palpatine? Of course. Who says that this has been blown way out of proportion? There's no problem here at all. Uh, what do you What do you feel? Do you wanna do you want to elaborate? So So you're you're taking sides with Darth Vader? Yeah. Taking shots. I am not. Put words into my mouth. You have Well, what? What would some of the strategies be that you would take if you were the commander in chief. Think on it. I will. All right. Well, you do that, Master Yoda. And and thank you so much for joining us today. We've got some other panel guests joining us, and, uh, I would like to cross over now to a very well respected, well known, uh, later of the entertainment industry. And that is Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse. Can you hear us? Oh, yeah. Sure. I am here. Can you Can you hear me? Yeah. We can hear you, Mickey. Great to have you joining us. What? You've had a chance to listen to the conversation taking place. What's your view regarding COVID-19? Why? Or the way I see it? If you want the job, you got to get the jab. Now you got the job. You feel the pain. You feel the pain. You see the dark, you see the dark. He gives you a pill. He gives a pill. It will make you ill. So you have to stay at home and you cannot do your job. Well, that's that's one way of looking at it. Thank you. Thank you. Mickey Mouse and Goofy is here. How's it going, Goofy? Who Really Good to see you. Yeah. Good to see you. Too. Goofy. Uh, you're keeping safe there with Mickey. You know, You guys have you had your shots. Shots? Zoinks! Where's the shooting? No, no, no, no. Goofy. I'm talking about the vaccine shots. Have you had your jabs? No. I'm scared of needles. I want to stay way away from them. Okay. Uh, so I guess you're not worried that this coronavirus is gonna get you Virus? What virus? Oh, no. There's needles. There's virus. What the world coming to? Uh, well, if you've been listening to the news and you'd be well aware of Well, never mind. Never mind. Give me. It is very good to to have you here on the show. And, uh, I understand. We've also got Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo, Are you there? Yeah. Sorry. Scooby Snacks. Okay, that's a pretty random comment, but thank you for that. Scooby Doo and Scooby, Do animals have to get their shots for coronavirus? What sort of I don't know anything about salt. Well, that's that's the ironic thing, isn't it? Is that we human beings have been told we have to get jabbed. And yet animals are our pets. They don't need to get a jab at all. Uh, that's that's given us a very interesting perspective. So I thank you. Uh, thank you, Scooby, for for that.