The Pirate Mcgee

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Description

A reading from 14 ridiculous, Silly and Sage Tales\" by Jerry (Zaza) Bader

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

British (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
the criminal McBride. There was once a criminal whose name was McBride, who needed a place, a place he could hide. The coppers all chased him well into the night. But the criminal McBride, he stayed out of sight. If someone did see him, they'd shout out in fear the creaming and over here. So a widow judge with a road that was black said, Search every caller search every suck. But McBride was disguised in a strange hat and beard, so nobody saw him. It's what the judge feared. So he placed a large bounty on the head of McBride, making it more difficult for him just to hide. There was once a criminal whose name was McBride, who looked very hard for the place he could hide. So we asked a strange captain who went by McGee to take him away, a way out to see Well, the captain's a pilot, a part or two c and all. He was vain, as vain as could be. He stood on the deck with one hand on his hip while a crabby old Boston would polish his pip. Mmm. Okay, okay. We'll do it, said Captain McGee, though it will cost you a very large fee. But McBride had no options. If he was to be free, it was all he could do to escape a bad end. A decision was made. He just have to bend. So he sailed any sale, and he sailed out to sea with a pirate whose name was Captain McGee. But, oh, he was bad. As bad as could be. Because he was the pirate. The pirate McGee. So when it was safe and McBride was now free, he set him afloat way out on the sea. He did what he did despite the large fee, because he was the pirate. The pirate McGee. Oh, he was mean, as mean as could be because he was the pirate whose name was McGee.