Scott Rogers - Monty Python and the Holy Grail Scene 3

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Full Scene - Scott doing all 3 voices.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

British (General)

Transcript

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old woman. Man. Man. So what? Knight lives in that castle over there. I'm 37. What? I'm 37. I'm not old While our country's call you man what you could say, Dennis? Well, I didn't know you were called Dennis. You didn't bother to find out, did you? I did say sorry about the old woman. But from behind you looked. What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior Well, I am King Oh, King A very nice How did you get that? A. By exploiting the workers by hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress, Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh, how do you do? How do you do? Good lady? I am author King of the Britons, King of the who. The Britons, who are the Britons, were all all we're all Britons and I am your king. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we own autonomous collective. You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship, A self perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes There you go, bringing class into it again. But that's what it's all about. If only people would please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? No one lives there. Then who is your lord? We don't have a Lord. What told you? When a narco sin dickless commune were taken Turns toe act A sort of executive officer for the week? Yes, but all the decisions of the officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. Yes, I see. By a simple majority. In the case of pure internal affairs, be quiet by a 2/3 majority. In the case of more be quiet. I order you to be quiet. Okay? Who does he think he is? I am your king. Well, I didn't vote for you. You don't vote for kings. But how did you become king? The lady of the lake, Her arm clad and purest simmering say might held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur was to carry Excalibur. That is why I'm your king. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds. Distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme Executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Be quiet. Well, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Shut up! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened Bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. Shut up! Will you shut up! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Shut up! Oh, colour! And see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Bloody peasant! Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that? I That's what I'm all about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it. You saw it, didn't you?