\"How I Got Hurt...Note: It Could Be Because I'm Stupid\"
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as I sat on the pool deck, my back against the wall, the blood soaked towel jammed up against my face. I noticed a man lying next to the jacuzzi at the far end of the large room. He was approximately 30 yards away, but I could see clearly that his legs were blue, which I decided was likely not a good sign. The gym had officially become a very dangerous place At that moment. E. M. T. S arrived with a stretcher. They approached me, but I said, I'm okay. Go get that guy over there. I, I think he's dead. They did so rather quickly. And as they did, I got out my cell phone and called my wife. Here is how that conversation went. Her. Hello, me? Hey, what are you doing? Her? I'm just over here working like always. Let me tell you my kids were terrible today. I should have mentioned my wife is a second grade teacher and a great one. I think Juanito needs to be tested for special ed. Either that or he needs some medication or new parents are both me. You probably need to refer him to the school psych for assessment her. Well, duh, I already did. Why did you call me? Oh, I'm just over here at the gym and I kind of fell down her. Well, are you okay me? Well, I kind of cut myself when I fell. And do you think you could come by and pick me up and take me to the emergency room. Her. What? Why didn't you say something when I first answered me. Well, I don't know. It seemed like you had something to say her. You're an idiot. I'll be there in a minute. Okay. I'm not sure she called me an idiot, but it would have been funnier if she had.