Satirical / Amusing
Talent Online
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EnglishAccents
North American (General)Transcript
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Carnivore presents the Gentleman's guide to opening a bottle of wine and how to impress women. Step one. Assemble your opener. Women love a man that can build things. Step to grab a bottle of Carnivore. Now she knows you have great taste. Step three. Cut around the second lip. Demonstrate your steady hand step four. Screw into the cork and firmly remove it from the bottle. Flexing is optional. To the victor goes the spoils. Poor her glass First, you dummy, get your D I Y carnivore corkscrew at participating retailers while supplies last.