Sober October IV, Porsalin Style
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the amount of throwaway podcast content being shipped out by comedians nowadays will evidently continue until Los Angeles becomes incendiary bond off the face of the earth. Looking down at every Los Angeles podcaster from the top of Mount crumpet whilst feasting on elk jerky would be none other than the UFC commentator. Joe Rogan joe Rogan's podcast. The joe Rogan experience is undeniably the most successful podcast ever. What started as a threesome of comedic storytelling between Rogan, brian Redman and Joey Hojo Diaz would evolve over time as the number one viewed platform for celebrities and well known characters to discuss any topic whatsoever whilst raking in millions of views. But where in the thousands of episodes would there be an example of useless content that nobody asked for? The undisputed champion of garbage podcasting, would be none other than the excruciating sober october joe Rogan and his cartoonish gang of fluff ear's also known as the sober october club has recently begun its fourth Godforsaken installment on the joe Rogan experience. The painfully uninteresting podcast content being spewed into the ethos by these giggling and delusional clowns is in no way, shape or form justified by the number of views and or following that these comedians have somehow obtained the man of the hour. Joe Rogan, also known as daddy to the remaining three stooges is the ringleader of this unfunny kable family circus tom Segura. The significantly fatter duplicate of john Benjamin is the most qualified to refer to oneself as a comedian, largely due to an impressive back to back slam dunk of completely normal and mostly stories, The creepers. Oid willy Wonka yoga instructor, Ari Shaffer, a man who should never be allowed anywhere near a woman's unsupervised beverage is moments away from working on cruise ships and casino riverboats. Last but certainly not the least in body fat percentage is the hyperactive, randy bo. Bandy storyteller, Bert Krisher, regardless of Bert's contributions to comedy, being non existent, The white trash hype man has wormed his way into a successful career and has become peers with the likes of Mark Hamill and will smith audiences know exactly what they're getting into with every episode of sober october, such as arguing over who has the worst substance problem, ***** killing displays of shirtless, middle aged buffoonery and dog piling reality checks thrown in. Bert's face by Rogan, Rogan, never resisting the urge to call out his three underlings on their ******** is the only redeeming quality of these annual shenanigans. There are two intended goals for sober october. The first being proposed recreational activities such as read a ******* book. Apparently a wild foreign task to these adult little rascals. The second being a competition of better physical health and fitness by november 1st, the idea of a formal martial artist competing in a fitness regiment against two pear shaped peas in a pod and a wiry drugged out praying mantis is already a joke within itself to absolutely no one's surprise. The first place winner every time has been, daddy Rogan awarded with a faux wrestling belt that even a 12 year old boy would consider totally ******* lame. The idea of summarizing any more of these mind numbing circle jerks of comedic bro hams is enough to make me puncture my own ear drums with a sharpened ticonderoga, much like the cinematic torture force fed to D large Alex. The sober october escapades remain some of the worst podcasting I have ever joe Rogan experienced.