Character Reel, English

Adam Schuering

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Animation

Description

A sample of characters I can play, both dramatic and cartoony. Recorded in my home with lines written by me. Music and Sound FX from Adobe Stock.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Son. I know these last few weeks have been hard for you, but they've been so much harder on your mother. She's gonna be in the hospital for a while. So it'll just be the two of us until then we need to be strong for her so she can pull through this hangnail operation. First, I'm going to pull your limbs out of your sockets. Then I'm gonna twist your head until it falls off like a bottle cap. Then I'll use my bare hands to tear your back wide open and then I'll replace your battery with a fresh one. Soon. You'll be talking again. My lovely talky, Tanya, mommy, mommy, I was over at Justin's house today and his place is all the coolest toys and games to play with. He told me he got all this stuff and his dad had a uh what was it called again? A midlife crisis. I was just wondering, could dad have a midlife crisis too? The city has suffered the blight of organized crime for decades with no solution in sight. But from the shadows of society emerge as a force, the mob can't crush the gangs can't compete with and the cops can't control soon. The crime world will shudder with the utterance of the name of its most deadly foe. The crossing guard, your empire has had its victories, but they will prove to be fleeting and hollow. My people have endured far greater calamities for hundreds of years. And your lust for conquest won't defeat us. Buy my blade, buy my blood. I will never let you destroy our home just so you can put up another online retailer. Warehouse time has come for you to fulfill your destiny. Go forth my child. Beyond the primal dark in the south forest, through the desert, dunes of the desert, over the treacherous peaks of the mountains, all the way down to the drug store to get some golf drops. My throat's been killing me.