Chet Goodspeed's Pintos, Pintos, and Pimentos
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (South West - Texas)Transcript
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Hey there friends, All lovers and potential car owners. If you've been hankering for a one stop shop to fulfill all your needs for early seventies station wagons and the tangy zip, a pepper stuffed olives. Then hallelujah, your savior has arrived. We're here to announce the opening of chet, good speeds, used car dealership, artisanal olive casing facility and home of the best damn refried beans you ever gonna taste in this life of yours? Right off the I five and 67 freeway and B. E A U two full East county san Diego California and the Olive District. Straight past the kilometer of cars. We got over 10,000 square feet of brand new linoleum flooded wonderland. Wish to feast your eyes upon our unparalleled stocky used 1971 ford pinto station wagons and equally impressive selection of stuffed olives from all over the four corners of the globe, across seven continents this year. Planet Earth. Don't forget RB natori, um, where are classically trained staff of fry and re fry masters 12 day and night over bubbling cauldrons, beans to produce amount of legume based heaven. You set your taste buds on a one way trip to the great beyond from which they may never return. Some may wonder why business ventures such as ours exists. And to that I say this, we here at pintos pintos implement those don't know the meaning of can when the opportunity arose to build atop the discounted parcel land that once served as the barrel grounds for the most notorious criminals the west had to offer. We knew the only answer was yes, yes, yes. Despite the well known fact that the gas take placement of original 1971 ford pinto station wagon. All but guarantees any rear end collision will transmogrified your vehicle into a funeral pyre. When given the chance to buy a fleet of the retired wagons, we knew the answer was yes, yes, yes. And the reason we decided to stock and sell the West Coast finest range of olives and refried beans is gosh, dang it. We just said yes because we love it all. So dang much. Come on down this Labor Day week into our grand opening, we'll send you home with a bubble and veta chet, good speeds, homemade refried bean and all of time and not as a way of showing our appreciation for feasting your eyes on our bounty of pinto's. Should you take home one of our iron stallions were prepared to strap on the roof rack an entire cake olives we personally hand harvested from the volcanic soils of mount holly Akala under the light of the full moon to see you home safely and content. Come on down to check good speeds, pintos, pintos and Mementos today off the I five and 67 just past the discount crematorium and wonder bread factor. You won't regret. You did