Funny cartoonish chinchilla dad
Middle Aged (35-54)
US General American (GenAm), US Midwest (Chicago, Great Lakes), US West Coast (California, Portland)
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I need three recruits for the most difficult thing mankind has ever attempted. No, I'm talking about going to the moon. It's jell o time after dinner. It's jail time here. It is the most difficult thing mankind has ever attempted to do. You're going here. Very good recruit. This is what you're going to train for. Do you have anything to add President Nixon? Well we can all watch the video but the moon landings were before I was born. I must have been amazing to see as it actually happened. Which is why we're going to do our best to recreate it. Now onto your training. Here are your heroes. We will now open the floor to questions. It's time to seal these brave astronauts in the capsule and launch them on mankind's greatest adventure. 10 987654321 blast off. You're breaking through the atmosphere. The engine will cut soon. You're now orbiting the moon. You're so far away now there will be a radio delay as it will take a couple of seconds for the radio to reach you from Earth. Two of you will take the eagle, the inflatable hamster ball duct taped to the side of your ship and land on the moon while one of you stays in the ship to be ready for the ride back to Earth. Hey, this isn't about who is the first person to set foot on the moon. It's about all the people working together to make this happen. It took so many people. I wish I had been a part of it. Thanks buddy. Anyway. You all need to have the attitude that this is about yourselves, but about an achievement for all mankind. Great job that was close. Only 17 seconds of fuel left. That's okay. This moon landing was even better.
Family Man, Animated, Dynamic, Funny, Gravelly, Gritty, Humorous, Over The Top, Versatile, US General American (GenAm), US Midwest (Chicago, Great Lakes), US West Coast (California, Portland)